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Don't forget to wear your apoca-lipstick In this parody of post-apocalyptic movies, people who become too indoctrinated join the horde of zombies that have collapsed societies. Why are they dickless? That is because adults have become so fearful of things that do not actually cause mental harm, that any zombie that is killed must have the sexual organs removed, because the elements will destroy the clothing, and it is unthinkable that a passerbyer should witness such mortifying body parts. Don't worry, there is no depiction of the removal of genitalia. Watch how various characters cope with the new world order. Media Watch trailer » Cast & Crew Director: Bill Zebub Additional Details Label: BILL ZEBUB Genre: Horror Language: English Run Time: 90 mins Region: 0 Release Date: 04/05/22 UPC: 760137677383
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Dickless Zombies (2021)
70 min
In this movie, people become zombies by repeating too many politically-correct statements. The few remaining free-thinkers fight for survival. The reason why the movie is called "Dickless Zombies" is because conformists remove the genitals of any zombie that is killed - the elements would degrade the clothing, which would result in the penis being revealed to any passerbyer. (No, there isn't any depiction of this removal on screen). This shows how stupid average Americans are.