About this release
When a pornographic bookshop opens in a small town, some of the residents are up in arms, and local banker (Arthur Lowe, The Ruling Class) wants the shop out of business. But a simple numerical mix-up has the "adult literature" delivered to the wrong address — and newlywed bank clerk (Ronnie Corbett, Fierce Creatures) has to figure out how to dispose of the package.
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Disc 1
DVD
No Sex Please - We're British (1973)
88 min
Comedy
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Credits
Director
Cliff Owen
Writer
Anthony Marriott
Brian Cooke
Johnnie Mortimer
Cast
Ronnie Corbettas Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reidas Bertha Hunter
Arthur Loweas Mr. Leslie Bromley
Ian Ogilvyas David Hunter
Susan Penhaligonas Penny Hunter
Michael Batesas Mr. Arnold Needham
Cheryl Hallas Daphne Martin
David Swiftas Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyleras Park Keeper
Valerie Leonas Susan
Cinematographer
Ken Hodges
Composer
Eric Rogers
Editor
Ralph Kemplen
Producer
John R. Sloan
Release Details
- Packaging
- Keep Case
Images
Catalogue Info
- Added by
- Matthew Simpson
- Date added
- July 5, 2026